• toasted a bagel, left it on the FLOOR in my room…
• locked myself out of apartment, thus leaving my bagel and keys inside.
• left ID with keys — can’t go to the gym without said ID.
• scrounged up enough quarters to buy replacement bagel at Em Cafe — smell like Em Cafe as a result.

please note that I made plans to a) eat half a bagel and b) go to the gym in an attempt to be healthier. as a result of this morning’s mess:

• ate replacement bagel, which was of course SOPPING with butter.
• made coffee — POURED SUGAR ALL OVER MYSELF IN THE PROCESS. No, not THAT kind of pouring sugar. 
• ditched my yogurt in favor of not one but TWO Sweet cupcakes that my boss brought in.
• one of my co-workers just asked me to scrape the frosting off of her cupcake… and I’m eating it.